There are no words to explains the behavior of the Libyan clown known as Qadhafi. He’s simply too much, and while always eccentric and insane he has now reached new levels of “buffoonishness.”

At the United Nations annual General Assembly meeting, Qadhafi was introduced by a Libyan diplomat - whom, of all people, currently holds the rotating seat of General Assembly president - as the “leader of the revolution, president of the African Union, King of Kings of Africa.” Jesus Christ!!! And what revolution? The one lead by cleavage-draped female bodyguards?

Scheduled to speak for 15 minutes, Qadhafi went on for 90 minutes. Part of his deranged spectacle included interrupting himself to listen to his own translation and make it was being properly transmitted. Qadhafi read up a white book (I though his was The Green Book?) and waved around his notes.

He enlightened the audience with a new JFK assassination conspiracy theory. It turns out it wasn’t Castro, but Israel all along. Say what you will, but it isn’t much stupider than Oliver Stone’s film.

But he did not stop there: Swine flu is the result of governments and corporations (well, he’s half-right on that since Swine flu spread from a corporate pig farm in Mexico).

And, of course, whether Qadhafi or Obama or Bush no United Nations speech is complete without the speaker offering his proposal for Mid-East peace. Qadhafi wants a one-state solution called . . . “Isratine.” Maybe the speech wasn’t a totally waste, no?

Finally, where Qadhafi is staying tonight is anyone’s guess since the Libyan tyrant was turned down from many venues whom rightly refused to play host to a terrorist and his tent.