The title is not some figurative attack against Saudi women, of course. Unlike the Saudi Royal family and clerical establishment, I am not a misogynist.

(Whoa, girl! Watch it there. Don’t get them too excited.)

No, the Kingdom, actually held a goat pageant where the sexiest goats in Arabia shows what they were made of. The swimsuit contest was a little too hot even for the liberal standards of Saudi television.

Goats from the region walked the red carpet while sex-deprived Saudi men whistled at their tails and took pictures. I am not kidding, these idiots actually are impressed by a goat pageant.

These goats are hot items for some Saudi men, some even going for around $30,000.

To their credit, goat pageants are something new in Saudi Arabia. The Kingdom used to hold an annual camel pageant until a prominent religious figure condemned the pageants as evil. Duh! Everyone knows such things are evil. And so the goats were brought it as substitutes. And man do they give those camels a run for their money.

I am sorry, I really mean no disrespect and I respect almost all cultures (I am Arab and Muslim too), but really this is just plain wired and stupid, and pathetic. These men really need women and sex. I am uncalled for in thinking that?