I wonder if this scenario will satisfy Marco?

The Jews who settled the moon
By Janet S. Tiger
(http://www.pioneerdrama.com/authordetail.asp?ac=TIGERJANET)

The Jews settled the moon in 2053, just about five years after the end of the Islamic Wars of the 40’s, where the Middle East, and Israel, of course, had been obliterated by nuclear weapons.

The two million Jews remaining throughout the rest of the world -less than 100,000 total in all the Islamic countries - banded together and purchased the dark side of the moon, which no other companies or people wished to colonize.

Great transports were arranged via the 62,000 mile space elevator and the Space Shuttle and every Jew on Earth - including anyone who claimed any Jewish heritage whatsoever - left to go to a place where no one could blame them for anything.

The Earth rejoiced - happily rid of all Jews. There were huge parties throughout all of Sweden and the rest of Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, and North America. (Now known as the Northern Alliance of Islamic States, after the United States was taken over peacefully in the elections of 2040 by a predominantly Muslim Congress and President, who immediately passed amendments making Islam the main religion of the United States and the world.) After the last Jew entered the elevator (a David Goldstein, 62, formerly of New York), the Earth was officially declared Judenrein by Hans Ibn Hitler, a great, great-grandson of Hitler who had been raised in Brazil and hidden by Nazis until this precious moment.

It was not an easy move for the Jews but, in some ways, it was no different from all their moves of previous eras. Some former Israelis (still alive because they were out of Israel when the bombs dropped) claimed that the moon was easier to deal with because there were no Extremist Muslims. Of course, this precipitated a huge argument with some Jews, who felt not having the Radical Muslims nearby was not enough challenge.

Other Jews argued that taming a wilderness with no atmosphere, plant or animal life and freezing temperatures was enough challenge. And yet other Jews argued that arguing was counterproductive. It came as no surprise to anyone that for the two million Jews, there were eventually one million synagogues (with the other million Jews not joining).

It was also no surprise that within just three years, the Jews had created a controlled environment that allowed for fantastic plant and animal growth and production. The transports, which had been called the Arks, had also carried two of each animal and plant (remember Noah) and through the ingenuity of the Jews and cloning, there were now many new species which sped up production of food (cows with six udders, chickens with four legs and so forth). The population had rapidly increased and due to the amazing collection of scientific and medical minds, most diseases and even aging had been reduced to nil.

There was even a ministry of communication with Earth, consisting of the remains of Hollywood producers and moviemakers, who sent back to Earth portraits of life on the moon. Of course, it had been decided when the Jews first got to the moon - based on six-thousand-year history of people being jealous of Jewish accomplishment - that all news coverage of the moon’s population would be ‘movieized’ to show only horrible things. The film industry, led by Jordan Spielberg, went to great lengths to fabricate news clips to show Jews barely surviving in the harsh lunar habitat.

Artists and engineers labored to cover over the vast environmental successes with illusionary domes showing massive areas of wasteland - just in case anyone from Earth ever sent a spaceship with cameras to see what was going on.

But no-one ever did, and the years passed rapidly, one decade, then another. Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, brises, all celebrated under the artificial world that the Jews had created - not only had it not been that bad, but by the end of the century, some Jewish authors were calling the moon colony – “Eden 2”.

Of course other Jews disagreed. In fact, much time was spent on disagreeing. There were even contests for arguing but, in general, there was peace. Anyone who threatened the peace was forced to officiate at a contest with people arguing about why that person was wrong. The contests would go on for days (sometimes weeks), until the troublemaker begged for forgiveness. (Many penalties on the moon were similar to this and were extremely effective.)

Back on Earth, life disintegrated without the Jews. There was a return to Middle Ages thought - only the current religion du jour was valid -all others were kept legislated into poverty until a war erupted and the positions changed for a few years.

Another amazing anomaly appeared when there were no longer any Jews on Earth- anti-Semitism actually increased to monumental proportions! Famous orators explained this simply by saying: ‘I don’t have to have a gun to be afraid of having my brains blown out.’

Additionally, without the presence of the Jew, the world developed incredible evil that had no release. (Previous evil had always focused on the Jews.) One Rabbi on the moon actually said G-d spoke to him, and said that He, G-d, was about to destroy the Earth because everyone on the Earth was evil. The Rabbi begged Him to reconsider, and bargained that if there were 1,000 good people left on Earth, then G-d should spare the planet. G-d then told the Rabbi, “Hey, I was through this before with Abraham and Noah and I already know the answer because I’m G-d.”

People laughed at the Rabbi, but then, one day, while all the lunar citizens were going about their business, an enormous series of explosions was seen on the Earth. Everyone on the moon stared at the distant fireballs that seemed to engulf the blue planet that was once their home.

Although there had been great anger at being forced to leave the Earth, the true spirit of Judaism was always present on the moon, and no one had wished ill on to their former home.

As in the tradition of the Seder (when the wine is spilled because the Egyptians perished, and we do not rejoice fully when even an enemy has died) when the Jews saw what was happening, they began to weep and pray, and watch what was to be the final news broadcast from Earth. The horror of the apocalypse was videotaped by cameras until all electricity was ionized by the new electron bombs. Entire countries were wiped away in the blink of an ion exploding. And then came the final transmission from the nation that had started the entire mess - it was a desperate headline screamed by a hundred dying newscasters. Their rant continued until it was just blackness. What were they saying? As the Jews watched, some gasped, others cried, and a few even laughed. For the last words of the disappearing civilization were a condemnation, “the Jews have caused all our problems - they left us here to face the mess they made. If the Jews hadn’t taken all the best scientists and engineers, we could have defeated our enemies. Our enemies are the Jews! Kill all the Jews.”

It took a little while, but the electronics experts pieced together what had happened on Earth during its last days. Anti-Semitism, which had grown stronger and stronger since the Jews had left, had reached its pinnacle and all the countries of the world had decided to launch a massive attack on the moon. The attack had been coordinated by the United Nations and although all the missiles had been launched properly, there was some sort of glitch in the targeting system, resulting in all the weapons colliding in the upper atmosphere and showering the Earth with a deadly rain of nuclear fire, electronic destruction and a generally bad day.

The mistake triggered the military response of all the nations (who all had nuclear weapons by then - plus a few other horrid toys), and the result was truly an Armageddon.

The Jews on the moon went into a period of deep mourning. The Orthodox rent their clothing and there were mass counseling sessions. And then, about one week after the BIG DAY, as it was now called, a presence was detected heading towards the moon. Had one of the missiles escaped?

Were the Jews doomed after all? The leaders checked with the defence experts -no, this was not a missile it was an old-style spacecraft, like the ones used in the early seventies. As it approached, the laser defence was trained on the craft. Debates raged as to whether the craft should be destroyed or allowed to get close enough to communicate with.

A message from the ship came just in time. It said, “We are the last representatives from Earth - two from each country and we come in peace.” Some Jews rejoiced that there were survivors; others demanded isolation or death of the approaching group.

The Rabbi who had had the vision of earth’s destruction told the leaders that G-d wanted them to have a chance, so they were allowed to circle the moon. When told they could have a section of land to themselves to farm and repopulate, the Earthlings were upset. They told the Jews that they should be allowed to live with the Jews and have all the same privileges because, after all, in Judaism, the stranger is given the same rights and privileges as the citizen.

Upon hearing this, the leaders went to the Rabbi with the visions and he offered to guide the visitors to their new home. The leaders allowed him to give the instructions for landing. Of course, not trusting the Rabbi, the commander of the ship didn’t listen to his advice, and instead crashed into a lunar crater.

And so we have the final days of the history of the planet Earth, which have been generously shared with us by the Jewish colony of the 453rd Solar System of the M Galaxy. Although the Earth is currently uninhabitable, the head engineer of the Jewish colony on Mars tells us that Venus will be fully colonized by the year 2120, and with continuous replanting, Earth will once again be ready for Jews returning from other planets in the year 2136.

An interesting side note - inside the wreckage of the rocket with the survivors from Earth was a specially-marked package that had survived which included the following words: ‘Once there was a great planet named the Earth. And there were many peoples on this planet, and they all existed peacefully with each other, except for the Jews. Wherever there were Jews, there was trouble. Jews brought dirt and death and hatred and strife. They were finally banished from our planet, only to take with them many great inventors and scientists and doctors, leaving Earth with nothing. We have decided to destroy the remnants of the Jews, and since the first attempt failed, we are the last chance for Earth. Whoever shall find this will know the truth - It was all the Jews’ fault.’

This panel has been saved and is on display at the Earth Memorial Museum at Rivka Crater, NW, for all travelers who wish to see the remains of a civilization that did not understand the words – ‘He who blesses the Jews, is himself blessed, he who curses the Jews, is himself
cursed.’

Shalom.

Now oddly enough, the same Reuters article in Ha’Aretz has Egyptian officials denying that any israeli warhsip is permitted to tansit the Suez Canal...

”A senior Egyptian security official on Saturday denied reports that an Israeli submarine had sailed the Suez Canal last month as part of a naval drill.

”’Egypt does not allow Israeli warships to enter our territory,’ Army Radio quoted the official as saying.”

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1097643.html

Zero for observation and reading comprehension, I’m afraid, Peace Watcher.

One look should tell you it’s a fiction piece copied and pasted from somewhere else– about the inability of anti-Semites to let go, even if all the Jews moved to the Moon.

Ask yourself if you’re one of them...

“When people criticize Zionists, they mean Jews, You are talking anti-Semitism. And what is anti-Zionist? It is the denial to the Jewish people of a fundamental right that we justly claim for the people of Africa and freely accord all other nations of the Globe.
It is discrimination against Jews… because they are Jews. In short, it is anti-Semitism.”

Martin Luther King

In 1975, well-known literary scholar and dedicated leftist Hans Mayer wrote, “Whoever attacks Zionism, but by no means wishes to say anything against the Jews, is fooling himself and others. The State of Israel is a Jewish state. Whoever wants to destroy it, openly or through policies that can effect nothing else but such destruction, is practicing the Jew hatred of yesterday and time immemorial.”

Jean Améry criticized the elitist anti-Zionism of the Left as being nothing more than run-of-the-mill anti-Semitism. In a speech in 1969, Améry stated, “Anti-Semitism was once the socialism of the stupid guys. Today it is about to become an integrating ingredient of socialism as such, and thereby every socialist turns himself, by his free will, into a stupid guy. Anti-Semitism has become respectable again, but there is no such thing as respectable anti-Semitism!”

Delude ytourself with your false righteousness all you wish, the truth remains the truth.

Let’s look at your comments: fully 20% of Israel’s population is Israeli Arab; the PA demands that Palestine be “Jew-free”—yet it also demands a “right of return” for Palestinian Arabs. If it’s so terrible to be an Arab inside Israel, as you claim, I wonder why the PA has this adamant insistence on this “right of return”. There are more than one million Arab citizens living in Israel: doctors, lawyers, diplomats, judges, senior government officials, senior army officers, teachers, university professors, scientists, company CEOs, inventors, engineers, TV personalities, journalists and more. While I agree that there’s not complete equality between Arabs and Jews in Israel, we’ve made more progress in that area in 60 years than Arab countries have made in almost 1,500 years with any of their non-Muslim populations.

When Ehud Barak offered to include the “Arab triangle” in a land swap as part of his offer to Yasser Arafat in 2000, the PM’s office was flooded with e-mails, phone calls and snail mail from the residents of the triangle protesting the offer. Does that sound like they suffer from “Apartheid”?

Real data shows that the true “ethnic cleansers” in the Middle East are Arabs, not Jews.

About your second post:
Your first “example” is a Neturei Karta rabbi. He’s from the same group (and perhaps even one of the members) that participated in Mahmoud Achmadinejad’s Holocaust Denial Conference last year. These are the same people who tell us that “European Jews ‘deserved’ what happened to them during the Holocaust because they ‘strayed from the true Judaism’” (their version of Judaism, naturally).

As far as Neturei Karta are concerned, no one but their own group and a couple of similar ultra-ultra-Orthodox sects is Jewish (including Orthodox Jews). Altogether these sects number less than 25,000 members (out of 14-16 million Jews worldwide).

The second is an ultra-Orthdox rabbi, and there are others like him, who believe, along with the Neturei Karta, that “Eretz Yisroel” can be created only by the “hand of God, not by the hand of man”.

Disagreement between these groups and less “pious” groups about the method of establishing Israel as a Jewish homeland has existed since the establishment of the first pioneer movements since the 1870s, prior to the first Zionist conference. The disagreement also reflects the different expectations that the groups have. Oddly enough, it’s these “pious” groups who advocate an Apartheid theocracy (established by the Messiah, of course) created by “the hand of God”.

Zionists, on the other hand, believe that Israel was meant to be established by the hand of man, and they came to Israel from Europe and the Arab countries to work land and participate in crafts and trades denied them by discriminatory laws in their home countries—much the way many immigrants made their way to the US and Canada to build a better life for themselves and their children.

Personally, I don’t see the “hand of God” in the establishment of any country existing today. Do you? If you prefer to believe these Jewish fundamentalists, that’s your privilege. I happen to think that the only thing that differentiates them from Muslim fundamentalists is the fact that they don’t strap bombs to their bodies to blow up innocents.

Try reading these articles:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3743297,00.html

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1246443736604&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1093875.html

Digest these, and I’ll respond to your ”party line post” after I finish a rush job that has to go out.